Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

The perfect festive romance involving a very creative misuse of a popcorn garland, a grand Christmas romantic gesture and getting snowed in with only one bed . . .<p></p><p></p>There are two things you should know about Atlas 'Max' Maxheimer. One: he has the presence of a six-foot-four lumberjack with a knack for making people smile. Two: he lives and breathes the holidays. Not only is he the reigning victor of the annual town Christmas contest, but his family have a literal Christmas tree farm. 'Tis his damn season.<p></p><p></p><p></p>And she's going to ruin everything.<p></p><p></p>Betty is new in town, full of holiday cheer and, worst of all, is helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything he loves. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.<p></p><p></p><p></p>And they're having way too much fun trying to outdo each other.<p></p><p></p>After Christmas chaos, public humiliation and booby traps that Home Alone would be proud of, it only takes a blizzard, a romantic cottage and only one bed for the sparks between Max and Betty to ignite . . .<p></p><p></p>??TROPES:<p></p>??Small Towns<p></p>??Banter<p></p>??Rivals to Lovers<p></p>??Forced Proximity<p></p>??He Falls First<p></p>??One Bed<p></p>??A lot of spice ??? ??? ???<p></p><p></p>But also expect . . .<p></p>Elite holiday movie references<p></p>A spicy moment with some chocolate covered cherries<p></p>Misuse of a popcorn garland . . .<p></p><p></p>READERS ARE OBSESSED WITH MEGHAN QUINN'S BOOKS . . .<p></p>'Outrageously laugh-out-loud funny' ?????<p></p>'The way I completely obsessed about this book was not okay!' ?????<p></p>'Perfect combination of sweet, sassy, funny and spicy' ?????<p></p>'The banter was top tier! The spice was amazing!' ?????<p></p>'All the brother's-best-friend, fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers goodness packaged together in an adventure full of second-hand embarrassment and swoon-worthy moments' ?????<p></p>'OH MY!!!' ?????