<p><strong>'Lalla Rook is ruthless, unapologetic and shamelessly murderous, you're going to love her' Gillian McAllister</strong></p><p><strong>‘A wickedly dark and hilarious debut … witty, wise and wildly entertaining’ Alice Feeney</strong></p>
<p>'Deliciously dark, clever satire. Lalla Rook is a genius creation. I absolutely loved it!!' <strong>Shari Lapena</strong></p><p><strong>'The most wildly entertaining novel you'll read this year: suspenseful but funny, shocking yet stylish' A. J. Finn</strong></p><p><strong>‘Razor-sharp … Destined to be a hit’</strong> <strong>Vaseem Khan</strong></p><p><strong>‘<em>Big Little Lies</em> meets <em>Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde</em>’ <em>Booklist</em></strong></p><p>-</p><p><strong>There’s a dead body in my living room.</strong></p><p>I’ve not called the police because it was I who stabbed him. Seven times in all. The truth is, it’s surprisingly difficult to dispatch someone with a vegetable knife.</p><p>In case you’re wondering, the dead man is not my husband. I do resent our pitiful sex life and his woeful lack of ambition, but I wouldn’t murder him for it. Not yet, anyway.</p><p>Right now, I have far more pressing concerns: scheming to get my daughter into the perfect school; buying my dream home in Hampstead; and disposing of a corpse.</p><p><strong>A woman’s work is never done. I’ve created the perfect life – and I’ll kill to keep it.</strong></p><p>‘This one is<strong> a wild ride</strong>, but in the best way possible …<strong> What a main character!!!!</strong>’ âââââ</p><p>‘<strong>Perfection </strong>to read … such a good ride’ âââââ</p><p>‘An <strong>incredibly fun</strong> read! A <strong>one-of-a-kind </strong>main character … I honestly couldn’t get enough of her. <strong>Twisty, sharp, and wildly entertaining</strong>’ âââââ</p><p>‘<strong>Witty and wild</strong> … an unforgettable female protagonist finding her own way through some very bad days’ ââââ</p><p>‘<strong>Totally chaotic</strong> and that's why I adored it … <strong>chock full of twists and turns</strong>’ââââ</p>
